Haven’t you ever just thought to yourself: “How much more could I get done in life if I were an upscale, trendy, urban female go-getter?” You know, the kind of person who walks into a Madison Avenue office with a Starbucks, and you can just tell that they are totally going to give a meaningful presentation to someone that day? Like, the kind of people who seem to DESERVE Starbucks, unlike the rest of us who are probably just buying it due to bad budgeting decisions with our personal finances. For a handful of years in the 90s, The Bearded Man didn’t just wonder, he lived it. He got a sporty suit with shoulder pads and everything, and he became a power woman living large in New York city. He was no-nonsense, and he knew how to get things done. Everywhere he went, people looked at him/her and said: “Damn! She looks like she’s got it all together!” Of course, as we all know, being single and female in New York City has its own fair share of problems, just ask Carrie Bradshaw. Still, it was a good run while it lasted.